What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?